My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
"Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." ― J.K. Rowling
when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys
I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF
I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one. Holy shit.
ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS