you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
PLEASE DON’T EVER MAKE ME CHOOSE A FAVORITE ANYTHING I CAN’T HANDLE THAT KIND OF STRESS
when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise
"oh i forgot to make dinner"
"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.